Have Mercy On Your Boobs!

Taken from a five star party! Please, for the love of Mike, have mercy on your boobs and stop disgracing them in this manner. It is probably your fault, not theirs, that they had to go flat like that so soon. So, you have no right whatsoever to terrorise them in public as if they are the real culprit.

Are your tits taking part in a circus show? Information reaching us shows that you sat carelessly in public , exposing your oil rig and this caused pandemonium..
You have committed a double offence. First, you wore shorts and you still went on to wear revealing top. You are showing too much flesh. Showing-off your cleveite like that in public is highly offensive. If you must do it, do it discreetly and don’t get our teenage boys drooling over those uncensored pair.
Now, nobody is advising you not to party with bra-less cleavages but you must consider your boobs before choosing the particular cleavage to wear. Why should you do this to your boobs? How dare you let them loose? They’ve gone South-south and should be confined in a firm bra, but you preferred to disgrace them.

(From Star Weekly! Fashion Beat)